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"Listen, asshole. Your job is to charge in there like an asshole. My job is to plug up your new holes afterwards. Understand, asshole?"
―Dr. Arts to Cort Mosley
Dwight "Ike" Arts
Ike Arts
Date of birth:2209
Date of death:2271
Age:62
Gender:Male
Occupation:Doctor
Mercenary
Status:Deceased

Dr. Dwight "Ike" Arts was a wasteland doctor, a former soldier of the Geist Korps, and a founder of The Wily Bastards. A brilliant but callous man plagued by personal demons, Arts was a native of the brutal Corpse Coast, where he made a living profiting off the nonstop warfare, whether he was a soldier on the front lines doing the killing or acting as a freelance medic patching up the wounded. For a time, he attempted to settle down and start a family, but soon relapsed into his old ways and returned to the Coast. Arts was eventually captured, tried, and devoured by the Cannibal Court in 2271 for crimes against the group. His life story was immortalized in his former comrade Rufus Fengdu's play about the Bastards.

Biography

Early Life

Born near the craggy shores of Flour Bluff in 2209 to Gerald and Wilma Arts 

Life in the Geist Korps

Settling Down

The Wily Bastards

Death

Appearance

Arts had an average build

R2 Dusk1

Arts was an ardent opponent of the Hippocratic Oath.

Personality

Quotes

By

"Remind me to blow my brains out if any of those fuckers try to snatch me."
―Arts referring to the Cannibal Court
"After seeing what that....thing....did to the kid, I doubt I will ever smile again."
―Ike reacting to the death of Virgin Goodkind.

About

"I think this steak is giving me Art burn!"
―A Cannibal Court juror after Arts' execution
"This meal is an absolute De-wight!"
―Another juror after the execution.
"It's a shame he couldn't have waited until his next performance review, I would have happily drummed his goldbricking ass out of the Korps for general incompetence. Now we have to kill him."
―Conrad Brandt, Oberst of the Geist Korps
"Fuckin' Ike, grumpy ass old man. Just 'cause you can't get hard with your old limp noodle don't mean you gotta be all fucking nasty to the rest of us you old fuck."
Cort Mosley occasionally gets tired of Ike's constant bitching
"Ike, I swear, you're the smartest guy I know. If it wasn't for the fact that you gotta bitch at everybody you'd probably save the world."
Cort Mosley telling Ike whats up after a few drinks.
"'Ey if it isn't my favorite doctor. Mike Hunt!"
Rufus Fengdu was severely drunk at this time.
"I'd sell you if they let me, doc."
Brown-Eye to Ike Arts
"Oh that doc's wife was a sweet piece of heaven. She was a nasty girl, the kind you don't take home to momma."
Putney Swope Remembering Ike Arts
"Cynicism, misanthropy: these are the easy ways through life. You will face a trial Dwight, and I do not know if you will make it through in one piece. Either way, I hope you will take heart and find a new way on the other side, one more suited to your potential."
Rolento Hawke to Ike, hours before he is captured by the Cannibal Court.
"Is that how you greet all your old comrades? by shooting at them?!"
Ethan Marshalls after getting shot at by Ike.
"Ike, you are an angry, old white man."
Rufus Fengdu saying the obvious.

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