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I'm watching you, cunt.

   

My name is C4, well, not my real name obviously but it is my online nickname.

I was first introduced into the wiki because I was reading this ridiculous article someone had made, then I started lurking here and decided I'd make my own article. Last Hope was born. Last Hope is not a faction interested in ridding the world of ghouls, nor is it pretending to be extremely powerful or righteous. Their main goal is to survive, nothing more. This leads me to my next point, it being that I see plenty of article that are pretty unoriginal. Their factions are clad in Power Armor and are the "fear of the wastes", this problem can be seen with independent characters as well, as they supposedly intimidate everything. In a world like Fallout, death is at every corner and any faction or person who is made out to be an overconfident god of the wastes is just unrealistic. Fallout is all about survival, not dominating everything.

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• Review of Steelhound Clan
  July 20, 2009Composite 4 (talk|contrib)

  Let's start with the first section of the Steelhound Clan, the "History" section. Now, I know that people on the fanon have the habit of writing in an "encyclopedic" manner, meaning that they write (…)

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I'm usually on IRC if you need me. [On #Tranquility_Lane/#wikia-fallout]

I am likely to criticize your article, but not out of malice, I'm just trying to help :D

Here's some hilarity, if you're interested: http://pastebin.com/f1174f35c

"O_o Are Bren and C4 working together amicably? :o"

—//--Run4urLife! 23:01, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

"Is that the sound of the universe imploding?"

—--Solbur 23:04, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

"I can see time!"

—//--Run4urLife! 23:06, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

During the Dream Machine discussion.

[17:45] <MP1234> Anyone competent here?
[17:45] <Trivia[BOT]> is it so hard to search perforator?
[17:46] <Trivia[BOT]> if I, a bot by the way, can do it, i'm fairly certain you coulda done it
[17:46] <[C4]> Trivia, since MP1234 is the only competent one here.
[17:46] <[C4]> I think we aren't qualified to search anything.
[17:46] <Trivia[BOT]> ah good point
[17:46] <Trivia[BOT]> i will proceed to shit nuts and bolts out of my hard drive

[22:01] <@[C4]> It's Fernando you damn welsh fag
[22:01] <Solbur> Oh it's not my fault I was raised to bang sheep

"Yay. Someone else who doesn't know what the unit of force is and thinks that putting down whatever unit sounds cool works! Newtons measure force. Joules measure energy. 1 kilojoule is not an impressive figure, because you get 725 times that much energy from a 30g bowl of Kellogs Corn Flakes with Semi-Skimmed Milk."

—//--Run4urLife! 21:22, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Schooling Vegas on physics.

[19:27] <@TrueZ> i got chased down a street by a ghetto screaming "Hey white boy get back here so I can fuck you up your ass mothafucka!!!!"
[19:27] <Solbur> Oh my god, an ACTUAL ghetto sprouted legs and chased you down the street?
[19:28] <Solbur> Those poor jews must have been falling out the sides

[18:49] <Run> Anyway, have some prepping left to do, headed for Wales tomorrow. Will be gone for weekend. Talk Monday
[18:49] <@[C4]> Solbur
[18:49] <@[C4]> He's coming to your country.
[18:49] <@[C4]> Greet him with flocks of sheep
[18:52] <ElectricTape> lambs*
[18:52] <ElectricTape> preferably bleating one

[21:29] <Twentyfists> A nice juicy cock is a great dinner.

[22:02] <Jargner> My mother is 40..........
[22:02] <@[C4]> Well, at 40 your life is over, no matter who you are.
[22:02] <Jargner> Tell that to my mom.
[22:02] <Twentyfists> She's hot anyway.
[22:02] <@[C4]> :)
[22:02] <Jargner> She goes out partying every Friday.
[22:02] <Jargner> ................................
[22:02] <Twentyfists> Of course, you haven't seen her naked, so you wouldn't know.
[22:02] <@[C4]> brb
[22:02] <Twentyfists> But believe me...
[22:03] <Jargner> Does being born count?
[22:03] <Twentyfists> No.
[22:03] <Twentyfists> She was pregnant at the time.
[22:03] <Twentyfists> Thus, she loses sexy points.
[22:03] <Jargner> But I saw her vagina when I was born.
[22:03] <Twentyfists> Do you remember it?
[22:03] <Jargner> No.........
[22:04] <Jargner> I'm sure it's buried in my subconciousness...........
[22:04] <Twentyfists> Then you lose.
[22:04] <Twentyfists> Believe me, THAT is not buried in MY subconscious.
[22:04] <Jargner> How do I lose if I don't know what my mother's vagina looks like?
[22:04] <Jargner> I think that makes me win.
[22:04] <Twentyfists> No, believe me, it makes you lose.
[22:05] <Twentyfists> I've seen that fruit right there.
[22:05] <Twentyfists> You lose big time.
[22:05] <Jargner> What if I didn't want to see my mom's vagina?

[22:13] <Jargner> Stop fucking my mother, motherfucker.
[22:13] <Twentyfists> I am indeed a motherfucker.

[17:16] <Solbur> ATOMIC FUCK
[17:16] <[C4]> o.o
[17:16] <Cerebralz> ?
[17:16] <Cerebralz> That's an odd fetish.

[20:45] <BortJr> c4 = composite 4 = plastic explosive = a big ball of FLAAAAAMING FABULOUSNESS!

[18:29] <Jargner> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[18:30] <Jargner> VIRUSES EVERYWHERE!
[18:30] * Jargner presses Delete.
[18:30] <@Pattrick> delete SYSTEM32
[18:30] <Jargner> Fuck you.
[18:30] <[C4]> Clean your system
[18:30] <Jargner> I am.
[18:30] <Jargner> Tediously.
[18:30] <[C4]> A sledge hammer to your comp tower will work best.
[18:31] <Run4> or throw it on the ground
[18:31] * Jargner is going to have to press C several hundred times.
[18:31] <Run4> from a high place
[18:31] <Jargner> :P
[18:31] <@Pattrick> urinate on it
[18:31] <Run4> and make it have an accident with high-speed traffic
[18:31] <@Pattrick> show it that youre the boss
[18:31] <[C4]> XD
[18:31] <Run4> drown it
[18:31] <Jargner> Heh.
[18:31] <Run4> in its own blood

[15:30] <Cerebralz> PEOPLE ARE MAKING INCEST BETWEEN WILL AND HIS YOUNGER COUSIN!
[15:30] <ElectricTape> GAHH
[15:30] <Pattrick> incest is wincest
[15:30] <ElectricTape> *goes into shock*
[15:30] <Run> A game for all the family

[15:32] <Twentyfists> What word does Templar turn into "anus"?
[15:32] <Run> Angus
[15:33] <Twentyfists> Is that the only one?
[15:33] <Run> you know, as in the Angus Burger from Burger king
[15:33] <Twentyfists> Well yeah, but he's said anus in convos before.
[15:33] <Run> Thick Anus Beef
[15:33] <Jargner> Hehehehe
[15:33] <Twentyfists> That's what I'm feeding the kids.

[19:15] <Solbur> Don't slaughter my lambs! They're the only hope I have for income and getting laid!

[12:17] <+Cerebralz> Hey, a smiley isn't a proper sentence!
[12:19] <+Jargner> Psh, this is IRC; proper sentences are rare.
[12:19] <+Jargner> They're as rare as intelligent politicians.

[23:12] * Twentyfists just ripped Electric Tape approximately 45 new assholes with one awesome kick.
[23:12] <@[C4]> That's a whole lot of assholes.
[23:12] <Electric_Tape> lol
[23:12] <Electric_Tape> wow
[23:12] <@Pattrick> more than the entire Green Party!

[14:31] <Run> so, unless Wyoming was planning on going to war with Utah, I reckon C4 may have been right about scarce ammo around there
[14:32] <Run> unless there were a lot of mad hick types with more guns than brains, then you'd get a lot of shotguns and rifles, and large, powerful pistols
[14:32] <Solbur> "On the third day, God invented the Remington bolt-action rifle"
[14:32] <Solbur> "so Man could fight the dinosaurs"
[14:32] <Solbur> "and the homosexuals"

[19:47] <Cerebralz> Fuck off Zalgo. YOU WERE ADOPTED.
[19:47] <Cerebralz> I AM YOUR REAL FATHER. SERIOUS.
[19:47] <Run> Even your adopted mother hates you
[19:47] <Cerebralz> Yeah.
[19:48] <Cerebralz> And your dad is too drunk to know you exist.
[19:48] <Run> your parents had to smear you in BBQ sauce to get the dog to play with you
[19:48] <Run> they'd switch your sun cream for mayonnaise in the hope that birds would carry you off on trips to the beach
[19:49] <Zalgo> well fuck
[19:49] <Zalgo> I dropped my mouse
[19:50] <Zalgo> looks like I'm stuck on this page now.
[19:50] <Run> See, even inanimate objects reject you
[19:50] <Zalgo> lol

[15:32] <Jargner> My damn cousins went into my room while I was asleep and stole my cat.
[15:32] <Vegas_adict> lol
[15:33] <Jargner> Nvm, she escaped and is meowing at my door.
[15:33] <FiveFour> I would have gone into your room while you were asleep and touched you

[15:36] <FiveFour> On the subject of touching children.
[15:36] <FiveFour> I'm Catholic.

[15:38] <Twentyfists> You talk about raping kids in IRC and it's alright.
[15:39] <Twentyfists> But when I bring it up in Theology class, it's not?
[15:39] <FiveFour> I never said I would rape him.
[15:39] <FiveFour> Just touch him
[15:39] <FiveFour> Implying that I might caress his baby soft skin.
[15:39] <FiveFour> And then stab him.

[22:16] <BortJr> MATH CLASS ARE HARD. IS A POINT TO IT?
[22:16] <Cerebralz> Yes
[22:16] <Cerebralz> Your mother teaches it.
[22:17] <BortJr> Your mother teaches me to receive blowjobs in exchange for candy bars, cerebralz.

[12:37] <ElectricTape> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dvzgLXa-dI The original KABOOM! commercial
[12:39] <Solbur> "It penetrates and dissolves!"
[12:39] <Solbur> That sounds like a dodgy condom

[12:55] <Cerebralz> I don't have a mother.
[12:56] <Cerebralz> She blew herself up! YOUR SO MEAN TO ME!
[12:56] * Cerebralz cries.
[12:56] <BortJr> Sure you do. She's the one that teaches me to receive blowjobs in exchange for candy bars.
[12:56] <Run_4> a priest taught me to do that

[20:44] <Run4> [18:52] <TrueZ> I'M NOT SPECIAL!
[20:44] <Run4> Clearly, someone's mother doesn't love him

[18:17] <Reno_Vercetti> Well, Fanon is like Vaults. It is cool and beautiful, but your life will be screwed by it.

[17:25] <ElectricTape> HUR DUR KIDS WHO HAS ADHDZ GOTS TA WEAR HELMETZ!
[17:25] <ElectricTape> Seriously where the fuck did [TrueZ] get that idea anyways?
[17:26] <Pattrick> canadian socialized medicine?

[22:59] <Pattrick> ooo, cornflower blue looks nice
[22:59] <Pattrick> ...
[22:59] <Pattrick> fuck me
[22:59] <Pattrick> god damnit
[22:59] <BortJr> * Pattrick feels so gay
[22:59] <Solbur> damnit Pattrick, stop it
[22:59] <Solbur> we might catch gay off you
[22:59] <BortJr> "ooo, cornflower blue lookth nithe"
[22:59] <Pattrick> i caught the gay off of [C4]
[22:59] <BortJr> That's what you get for sucking his dick
[23:00] <Pattrick> yeah..
[23:00] <Pattrick> but i got $5!

[20:12] <Solbur> fucking sheep grazing on my router again
[20:12] <Solbur> I need to fuck some discipline into that one

[13:08] <Solbur> I do sheep doggy style, I do them missionary, I do them sixty nine! I give and recieve oral to and from sheep! Sometimes I like to stick a pair of shears up a sheep's ass just to make 'em squeal an' bleed!

[17:50] <Cewebwalz> Nope, 100% hand.
[17:50] <BortJr> that's like a forecast of your sex life.
[17:50] <Cewebwalz> It has been so far.

[18:55] <Run4> the first thing they teach you in SAS CQC is to rip a person's throat out with your bare hands
[18:55] <Run4> the second involves tearing off the testes
[18:56] <BortJr> The third involves giving a worlds best handjob, because if the first two don;t work, you need to make friends quickly

[18:06] <Pattrick> where did [C4]Away go off to?!
[18:06] <BortJr> Masturbreak
[18:06] <Run4> boy's got stamina
[18:06] <Pattrick> ah
[18:06] <Pattrick> probably deep throating a banana
[18:06] <Run4> while sitting on a coke bottle?
[18:07] <Pattrick> yep

[19:08] <[C4]> Wtf? Why did krush put his "girlfriend" on IRC?
[19:08] <BortJr> so he can type with both hands

[19:25] <Run4> the erection was a bit difficult to manage
[19:26] <Run4> it kept poking me in the eye while I was eating his thighs

[21:06] <Run4> you know, when it comes to TehK, I think all the dots are there, but he has no pencil with which to join them
[21:07] <Solbur> I think all the dots are there, it's just too high up for him to reach

[17:16] <Cewebwalz> Also, today I found out I have a french cousin who is possibly the embodiment of "Pussyism"
[17:16] <Run4> so you have competition in that field now?

[13:13] <[C4]> http://falloutfanon.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:Eagle_oo8i&curid=2178&diff=56544&oldid=56174
[13:13] <[C4]> Talk about sucking your own dick.
[13:29] <Pattrick> like a boss

[20:36] <Eagleoo8i> The gabriele guy is GREAT! love the voices
[20:39] <@Run4> o.o
[20:40] <@Run4> put
[20:40] <@Run4> the gun
[20:40] <@Run4> down
[20:41] <@Run4> and stop talking about the voices