Hello all! As I have begun to notice, the Midwest has become a very popular place to settle lately. This is good, as this means more help for me to make the Midwest better, and when I say better, I mean a place of pro-nationalism gone awry. But, the situation here is grim, very grim. I have no godd*mn idea what's going on there! Or even what has happened there, and I would feel just awful if I wrote something that chased all you cowhands away.
So, anyone want to help me write a plausible, yet very vague backstory to the state known to the Union as "Heaven" and south dakota?
Don't raise your hand, because the local raiders may try and cut them off. Just leave a comment below, and I'll take a peek and mosey on later.